"Zwölfender aus Pergament" (den es zu erlegen gilt, so das Hamburger Abendblatt) ist ja originell: so formuliert man doch eher den Totalverriss eines Kulturguthändlers, oder...? 

Ich glaube, der Abendblatt-Autor hatte folgenden Film vor Augen: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_neun_Pforten .  Dear Mr. Graf,

my last post was a bit opaque, so I try to be more specific. I’m quite used to the fact that my name comes up every time some journalist needs a stockphoto to illustrate an article about someone finding ‘hidden treasures’. Only this time I’m quite outraged to be honest. I’ve been saving ‘Kulturgut’ for many, many years. And I’m certainly longer active in the field than you are, kiddo. To fresh up your obviously faded memory: you might remember me saving the famous Cross of Coronado from some local treasure hunters in Utah or rescuing the Ark of the Covenant from the Nazis (that it is now somewhere buried in the U.S. National Archives is not my fault, but it’s probably the safest place for it).
I’m sure you can understand the reasons for my displeasure and I hope you’ll stop displaying my name in this despicable context and use a photo of a real ‘Kulturgutschänder’. A photo of this French bastard called Dr. René Belloq for example would be quite more accurate.

Yours truly,
Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Jr.