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> There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here're what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:
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> The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.
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> The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.
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> The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.
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> The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.
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> The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.
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> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.
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> The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.
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> The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.
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> The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).
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> To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
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> When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
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